You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.