You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.