The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says:
“I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.
After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Why are men like bank accounts?
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest!
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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