Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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