Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."