Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.