Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.