Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"