What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one! 
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Vote:
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Vote:
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Vote:
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
The church is struck by lightning.
The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as.
The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church.
One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"