What did God say when he made the first niggers?
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
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Why are niggers like sperm?
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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