Joke #1120

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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