What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one! 
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A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
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He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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