What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.