Joke #1120

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!

Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."

Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.

Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he's not going to notice you." Sure enough, Marge's husband crawled into bed, but as he pulled up the covers, he exposed six feet. "Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!" "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again." The husband got out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. By damn, you're right, dear."

Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.