What did God say when he made the first niggers?
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A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
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A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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