Joke #1120

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!

Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''

Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"

Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.