Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.