Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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There was a vampire who sucked people's blood for many centuries.
God was very angry at the vampire and said to him, "You're going to hell!"
The vampire fell to his knees and said, "God, I beg of you, give me one more chance to be good."
God agreed.
Then the vampire said, "I want to be light, fluffy, and white like a cloud."
"That seems easy enough," replied God.
"I would also like to have wings like an angel."
"OK," replied God.
Since God had said yes to all his requests, the vampire decided to ask for a very greedy request.
"God, if possible, could you let me suck a little blood?"
"Sure," replied God, "but only once a month." And he turned the vampire into a maxi pad with wings.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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