Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch.
With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there.
"Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father.
"But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits.
"Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her.
And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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