Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.