Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best"
Sony 16:9
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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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