Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.