Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.