Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.