Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"