Joke #11250

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, cop

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Vote: has 44.91 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Vote: has 35.87 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
Vote: has 24.78 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, cop
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?" "Yep." "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Vote: has 56.66 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Vote: has 64.92 % from 131 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Vote: has 27.25 % from 95 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, money, racist
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
Vote: has 67.69 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, hospital, nurse
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Vote: has 68.71 % from 112 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding