Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, "How is this possible?" The guy says,"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."