How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno.
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They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.
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Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
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Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"
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Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
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