What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager.
Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car.
When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.
He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire!
We are going car to car collecting donations."
"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"
He said "about ten gallons."
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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