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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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