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A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na