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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?" "It's over!" "Over? Why, what happened?" "We got married..."
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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