Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint?
A: He had athlete's foot.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!