Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.