Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Why, shortbread of course!
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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him.
"We put sugar and cream on ours."
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.
There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.