Joke #1755

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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