Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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"Ten dollars?" she said.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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A: A free for all.
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."