Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died in a car accident." The second man said, "I died by drowning." The third man said, "I died of seenus." The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?" The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!"