Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
"Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.
"Why not, son?"
"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."
"But why don't you want to go today?"
"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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