Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".