Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?”
“1956,” was his reply.
“No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed. “Major, you need to get out more!”
“I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered, glancing at his watch, ”It’s only 2014 now.”
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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