Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
A man was strolling along a beach in California.
On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle.
He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork.
Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, "Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years and now you have set me free.
For that, I will grant you one wish."
The man thought for a moment then said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I get sick on a ship.
Could you build a highway from California to Hawaii?"
"Master, that is a difficult wish to fulfill.
Can you think of something that is more practical?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Could you tell me why women are the way they are?"
The Genie thought for a moment before replying, "Would that be two lanes or four?"
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A: A calendar has dates.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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