Joke #11475

Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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