Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says,
"Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.