"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!