"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"