"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
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A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.