"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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They hid their own eggs!
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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