Joke #11477

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
Vote:
has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Vote:
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
Vote:
has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
Vote:
has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
Vote:
has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Vote:
has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
Vote:
has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Vote:
has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama