Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit.
She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Vote:
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Vote:
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match.
I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.