Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers