Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers