Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
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"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
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In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness.
He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness.
After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.