Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
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"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
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In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness.
He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness.
After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
A little boy was taken to the dentist.
It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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