Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
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A: Hay.
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A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
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A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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A: To go with the traffic jam!
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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