Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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*Girl is crying*
Dad: Why you crying?
Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!
Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back
Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him!
Dad: I didn't
Girl: Where did you go?
Dad: To get you icecream :D
Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad: So I could get it for free!
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.