Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
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A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
