Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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