Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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