Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What's the Cure?
Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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