Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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