Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.