Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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