Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork