Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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