Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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