Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.