Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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