Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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