Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork