Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.