Joke #11514

The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."

Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"