The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I buzz you in. Come inside and elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "What... You're coming empty handed?"
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?" And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"