Joke #11548

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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