Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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