Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween!
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom...
The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?"
The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go."
The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?"
The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go."
Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?"
The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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