Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Vote:
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Vote:
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote:
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Vote:
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper.
The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Vote:
