Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.