Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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