Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?