Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.