What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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