What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.