What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk