Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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