Joke #3133

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."

Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.

Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.