Joke #3133

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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