Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.