Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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