Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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