Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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