Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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