Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.