Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man."
And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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