Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?"
Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!