Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Vote:
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!