Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!