Joke #13024

Q: How do you identify a bald eagle? A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, bird

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, bird, time
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
Vote: has 60.65 % from 47 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?" Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!" Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.” Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too." Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?" Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, life
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bar, beauty, blonde, ginger
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
Vote: has 48.11 % from 54 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot