You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
I visited my new friend in his flat. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.