You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.
That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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Well goodnight everyone.
I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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(A) You are not Tom Cruise,
(B) The guns may stop working at the last moment,
(C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you,
(D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf
(E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry.
Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
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