You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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Well goodnight everyone.
I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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