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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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