Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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When we moved to the US I was 8 years old.
I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Well goodnight everyone.
I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it...
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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