Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology."
So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!"
Then I disconnected his life support.
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A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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