Joke #11684

Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Vote:
has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
Vote:
has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
Vote:
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Vote:
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other.
Vote:
has 85.09 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Vote:
has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
Vote:
has 10.40 % from 797 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Vote:
has 67.60 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Vote:
has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Vote:
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"
Vote:
has 71.80 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: car, geography, military, money