Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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