Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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"Mommy," Little Johnny asked, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"
"No, dear," she replied. "Sometimes they start with 'Darling, I'll be working late at the office tonight...'"
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Office executive "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss "Certainly not!"
Office executive "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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