April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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