April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.