April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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