April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.