April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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