April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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