April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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