April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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