April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!