April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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