April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.