April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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