April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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