Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!