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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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