Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.