Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
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After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
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