Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her.
It may come across as judgmental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine.
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