Joke #11766

Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pilot to come along, and when he sits down you climb right up between his butt cheeks where its nice and warm". The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again just a shiverin', shakin', and mumbling about how cold he was. The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm?" To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the mens cammode and this pilot came in and sat down, I climbed right up between his butt cheeks and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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"My wife drives like thunder." "So fast?" "No, every minute she strikes a tree."
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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