Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.