Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Infinity mathematicians came to bar.
First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter...
The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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