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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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