Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.