Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
If you catch a man…throw him back.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.