Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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The husband responds, "Who is he?"
The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage."
"Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.
Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
There was an ad in the newspaper:
An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor.
The photo of the tractor is required.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I'm lonely.
I wish my friends were back here."
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