Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
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Chinese and American are in a plane.
Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry.
After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it.
While he's gone, American spits into his shoes.
Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke.
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Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
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A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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Dogs are man's best friend.
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