The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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Genie: I will grant you two wishes.
Guy: two? It's always three, right?
Genie: look at your crotch.
Guy: Damn, that's a huge dick that I have now.
Genie: I've been doing this for centuries. I know my business.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,
I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
John was in trouble, really big trouble.
You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through.
His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale.
John has been missing since Thursday.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.