What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
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Now he's hard up.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure.
You carry the suitcases!"
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are