Joke #1186

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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